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| Sleepover at Jenny's yesterday. Now we know who is most likely to:
- Leave quietly in the morning without goodbye. (What does this sound like?)
- Follow any other person who wakes up only to realise that the person's going to the toilet.
- Sleep on the floor without sleeping bag and comforter. | |
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| I think pretty much anything will be amusing to me at 6.30 in the morning. I was reading up on one of my econs books. But, THIS.
Joseph Schumpeter strode into the lecture hall, and divesting himself of his European cloak, announced to the startled class in his Viennese accent, "Chentlemen, you are vorried about the depression. You should not be. For capitalism, a depression is a good cold douche". Having been one of those startled listeners, I can testify that the great majority of us did not know that a douche was a shower. | |
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| I am a changed person now. Thanks to Michelle![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) the11th_hour.
"Think about it, bed mites have one mission and one mission only, they are intent on eating you alive every single night that you crawl into bed to go to sleep.
And their plan is foiled every single morning when your alarm wakes you up because God, in his infinite wisdom, cursed them with mouths too small to feasilbly consume all of you in an eight hour peroid.
But don't believe for a second that they aren't trying.
Because they are."
I'm so going to change my bedsheets like, every week. God knows what's been happening, I used to change it once a month! D=
READ AND BE SCARED, PEOPLE. | |
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| me: what you all eating for dinner?
me: mian xian is it!
amelia: nooo
me: lol then!?
me: now 10 already leh
me: what is there to eat?
amelia: i dunno
amelia: you say lehhh
amelia: 24hrs pancake parlour!
amelia: AHAHAHAHAH
me: OMG SERIOUS!?
me: I'M IN!
me: SO TOTALLY IN
me: HAHAHA
I need to stop listening to 911. How primary school.
And Shao secretly liked all the 90's boybands! | |
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| Omg, the drama.
It's getting out of hand, and the stories are going round in circles.
The more we find out about people, tskkk disappointing.
I've never met so many people I know in what, 2 days?
Why is everyone in Melbourne?
Okay, til next week then.
Holla. | |
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